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"The court will hear any food. The court will not hear excuses."
The Soup Code
- A soup must be eaten, not drunk. Mostly.
- Liquid must be load-bearing, not decorative.
- Served in a bowl is evidence, not proof.
- Temperature is irrelevant. Gazpacho has rights.
- A spoon, once picked up, cannot be put down without a verdict.
- Five votes are required to reach a verdict. Below that, the jury is hung.
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