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  • Room That Scares The Dog

    Room That Scares The Dog

    This newly restored 5-bedroom Victorian home combines timeless charm with modern comforts save for one locked room under the stairs that the dog will bark…

  • As Good As It Gets

    As Good As It Gets

    You can refresh Zillow all you want, but this 2-bedroom mess in a run-down neighborhood is all you can afford, and no amount of wishing…

  • The Dump

    The Dump

    Oh, is Mr. Fancy Pants too good for the dump? Is Mr. Big Time too precious to live in the municipal landfill? Grow up.

  • Julie Marks

    Julie Marks

    The Loyola High class of 2003 got it right when they voted Julie Marks, 41, most likely to die by ciguatera fish poisoning.

  • Jasper Collins

    Jasper Collins

    Jasper Collins, 59, died suddenly Tuesday, completely ruining his business partner’s plans to make him the fall guy.



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