𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚! 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮!
ᴍᴇɴᴜ! ‧₊˚ ⋅🍴
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➜ 🍿ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʏ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴏʀɴ = 𝟺 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs
➜ ᴀ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ = 𝟺.𝟸 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs 🥤
➜ sʟᴜsʜʏ = 𝟸 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs
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➜ 🍿ᴄᴀʀᴀᴍᴇʟ / ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴏʀɴ = 𝟼 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs
➜ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ = 𝟽.𝟻 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs 🧋
➜ 🍦𝟸 sᴄᴏᴏᴘs ɪᴄᴇᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ = 𝟾 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs (ғ) (ᴛ)
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➜ 🍿ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍɪsɪɴɢ ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴏʀɴ = 𝟼 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs (ᴛ) (ғ)
➜ ʜᴜᴍᴏɴɢᴏᴜs ᴅʀɪɴᴋ = 𝟷𝟶.𝟼 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs 🍺
➜ sᴜɴᴅᴇᴀ = 𝟾 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs (ғ)
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ᴍᴏʀᴇ!
➜ sᴘɪᴄʏ ʀᴀᴍᴇɴ = 𝟻 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs 🍜
➜ sᴜsʜɪ (𝟼 ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs) = 𝟼 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs 🥢‧₊🍙‧₊˚
➜ 🥐‧₊˚ ᴘᴀsᴛʀɪᴇs = 𝟹 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs ᴇᴀᴄʜ (ғ)
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ᴛᴏᴘɪɴɢs! (ᴛ)
➜ ᴘɪsᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ, ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴇɴᴏ sᴀᴜᴄᴇ = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
➜ 🍫ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʜɪᴘs = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
➜ sᴘʀɪɴᴋʟᴇs = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
➜ ᴍ&ᴍ's = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
➜ ɴᴜᴛᴇʟʟᴀ = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
➜ ᴏʀᴇᴏ ᴄʀᴜᴍʙs = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
➜ 🍫ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs = 𝟿𝟻 ᴄᴇɴᴛs
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ғʟᴀᴠᴏᴜʀs (ғ)
➜ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ, ᴘɪsᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ, ᴄʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ 🍫, ʙᴜᴇɴᴏ, ᴠᴀɴɪʟʟᴀ, s'ᴍᴏʀᴇ, ғʀᴜɪᴛs 🍓🥭₊˚
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➜ ʟᴜxᴜʀʏ sᴏғᴀ = 𝟹𝟻 ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs
➜ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ = ғʀᴇᴇ👀
➜ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡs = ғʀᴇᴇ! ‧₊˚ ☁️
➜ 🇵🇱🇺🇸🇭🇮🇪🇸 = 🇫🇷🇪🇪 🧸
➜ 🇹🇮🇨🇰🇪🇹🇸 = ғʀᴇᴇ👀
➜ 🇻🇮🇵 🇹🇮🇨🇰🇪🇹🇸 = ғʀᴇᴇ ‧₊˚ ☁️
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ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ!! ₊˚⊹꒷🤍
(𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐈 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝)
You guys… I still don’t know what I witnessed.
This literally happened two days ago and I have NOT recovered.
So, I was at the park just walking, enjoying my day, drinking my iced drink, minding my own business.
Everything was peaceful.
Until it suddenly wasn’t.
Out of nowhere, I hear someone yelling, “Give it BACK! I SAW YOU TAKE IT!”
Obviously, I turned around because I’m nosy, and that’s when I see this girl absolutely SCREAMING at another girl.
Like full-on detective interrogation energy.
At first, I thought they knew each other.
But then I realised… nope. Total strangers.
Apparently, the first girl lost her phone on a bench, and she was CONVINCED the other girl took it.
The other girl goes, “Are you crazy? I literally just sat down.”
But the first girl is dramatic as hell.
She storms up to her and says, “Unlock your pockets.”
Unlock.
Your.
Pockets.
I was holding my drink like ????
The accused girl stands up, offended, yelling back, “Search me! I don’t have your crusty little phone!”
At this point, everyone in the park is staring.
Parents are grabbing their kids.
A jogger literally stopped mid-run just to watch.
The first girl suddenly starts yelling at EVERYONE around her:
“IF ANYONE HERE TOOK MY PHONE, HAND IT OVER BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!”
Girl was acting like she lost the nuclear codes.
Then she turns to me.
She goes, “You look honest. Did you see her take it?”
I’m just standing there with my drink like, “Ma’am… I literally just walked here.”
She’s pacing, stressed, sweating, crying, screaming, everything all at once.
The accused girl is shouting back that she’s innocent.
Everyone is staring.
It is CHAOS.
Suddenly a little boy, like 6 years old, walks up to them holding a sparkly pink phone and goes:
“Is this what you’re looking for?”
THE PHONE WAS UNDER THE SLIDE THE ENTIRE TIME.
The first girl turns BRIGHT RED.
She grabs the phone, doesn’t even apologize, and just marches away like she didn’t accuse a whole innocent stranger of grand theft.
The accused girl looks around at all of us and goes, “And y’all thought I did it, huh?”
Then she picked up her backpack and left with the most dramatic “I’m so done with humanity” energy ever.
And I’m still standing there holding my drink, wondering why chaos follows me like a personal hobby.
- 𝒍𝒂𝒗𝒙𝒐𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔